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george w bush's smirk, mga pangalan na nilalagyan ng "h" (katulad ng jhune,
dhanny, jhoey, jhim, jhay, jhet, mayron pa nga akong kilalang piph), tunog ng
baril ni agent X44 Tony Falcon, tunog ng suntok ng mga pelikulang pinoy, people
who say "at the end of the day" all the time, allergic reactions to seafood,
tunog ng stirofoam pag pinisil, tunog ng kinaskas na kuko sa blackboard, war,
alikabok, the term "weapons of mass destruction", sales people who always say
"absolutely", people who don't take a bath everyday, anghit, people who don't
change their shirts everyday, tropical heat, people with anghit who don't take a
bath and don't change their shirts everyday at kasabay mong maglakad in the
tropical heat, cnn's jim clancey's reporting, monday afternoons, NAIA, the term
"liberating the iraqi people", jeepney fumes, standing on a bus going home,
cruise missles, pelikulang bumbay, stale coffee, tomahawk missles, january 2,
ping lacson, tessie aquino ureta, pimples, powdered orange juice, elevator
music, kenny-g's music, elevator playing kenny-g's music, donald rumsfeld's
squint, funeral parlors, hospitals, hospital morgues, cold showers, nagtataeng
ballpen, nagtataeng ballpen na nakalagay sa bulsa ng puting polo shirt, lapis na
bale, disco music, rap music, loud bar music, loud rap music played in a bar,
non-functioning remote control, scientific calculators that are not casio,
automatic watches that stop in the middle of the night, smelly farts that are
not mine, come to think of it - any kind of fart that did not come from my
asshole, "bawal umihi dito" signs (ang mahole, bogbog), sunglasses na tabingi
pag sinuot mo, yellow-orange shirts, pink pants for men, pantalon na bitin,
lalaki na naka yellow-orange shirt na may ternong pink pants na bitin, lawlaw na
shorts, tsinelas na luma, loud preachers inside a bus (PRAISE THE GOD!), el
shaddai, amerikana ni brother mike, brother mike, good friday, american war
propaganda, train stations in india, being thirsty, LBM, smelly hair, ugly
american speeches, tinapay na may amag, mainit na coke, soft boiled egg na
sobrang soft, CNN reporters na pumipikit-pikit pag nagrereport, sign pen na
walang tinta, CD na tumatalon, abstract painting na binebenta sa bangketa sa
quiapo, palenkeng maputik, cell phones ringing inside theatres, sappy love song
ring tones, sappy love song ringtones ringing inside theatres, loud text message
ringtones, mcdo hamburgers na may chii sauce, taxes, ringing phones at 2 o clock
in the morning, traffic jams, fast changing traffic lights, war councils,
tapilok, somebody wearing turtle neck sweaters in manila, somebody wearing
leather jackets in manila, somebody wearing leather jackets over tutleneck
sweaters in manila, the term "decisive force", censorship, self righteous
people, self righteous censors, names i can't pronounce, people calling me
"david", riding in a car that's been left baking in an open parking lot in
manila at 12 o clock noon, pentel pen na malapit nang maubusan ng tinta, the
disco song entitled "zodiac", low batt cellphone right when you need it,
underpowered cars, stars on 45 music, stars on 45 music being played inside
buses, stars on 45 being played inside a bus when a preacher suddenly shouts
"PRAISE THE LORD" while you are a few seconds from finally taking a nap, funeral
wreathes, lumang pera, kahit anong pelikula ni steven segal (except yung kasama
niya si idol kong tommy lee jones), ang mukha ni prime minister john howard ng
australia, "operation iraqi freedom"...
...AND, the most kinaiinisang
bagay-bagay as of late: the term "shock and awe".
Comments
wahah! ang GREEEEN.
Posted by: odeisa | October 12, 2004 07:00 PM
oh la la! favorite ko'ng hipon, isipin ko pa lang, naglalaway na 'ko. super bon pa naman ang tempura, sayang. lalo na pag sinigang,
pinagpapawisan ako.
i know how it feels ng me allergy, bad trip ha? me allergy din ako, sa alcohol. kaya hanggang coke lang ako. pero ok na ren yon, i drive so i don't drink. o di ba?
Posted by: mavic | October 12, 2004 07:38 PM
ayos ah. naaliw ako magbasa.. kaso sa susunod na at puro long tests ako ngayon.
maaari ka bang ma i link?
Posted by: kreiz | October 12, 2004 08:37 PM
hehe, bosing sa dami ng beses kong nabasang potsu ka, malapit na yata akong maniwala jan a. Seriously, nagpunta ka talaga ng clinic ano?
Posted by: rolly | October 12, 2004 10:51 PM
honga naman..ba't ba lagi kamot nang kamot ng betl0g kayo? kasi yun bi ep ko ganun din..nde makatulog hanggat nde ko kinakamot yun betl0g niya..minsan nga eh nakakapagod na eh nagkukunwari na akong tulog. bakit ba??? eh naliligo naman..
Posted by: zork | October 12, 2004 11:17 PM
ako may allergy sa pusa.ulkk pusa nga pala ako.
Baka hindi allergy yan batjay.(bulong,bulong,bulong)
Posted by: The Ca t | October 13, 2004 09:13 AM
hi Ca T.
iniisip ko nga kung talagang allergy attack lang ito kasi wala naman akong kinain na shrimp prior to this. sisilip ko nga ang mga kamay ko at baka nagiging pakpak na - eh kasi uso ang bird flu rito sa region namin di ba.
pag tumilaok na siguro ako sa madaling araw. yun ang sure sign.
Posted by: The Ba T-Ja Y | October 13, 2004 09:47 AM
bakit nga ba puro kamot ng beatlog ang sinasabi ko? makati kasi ngayon dahil may allergy attack ako. one it's 3rd day already and i am so uncomfortable. nagpa check up na ako at binigyan na ng injection ng doctor. but this thing has to run its course and it normally takes a week before the allergy subsides. dang bummer.
yung tungkol sa bf mo - baka may jock itch siya. patingnan niya sa doctor. baka hindi naman. alam mo kasi, masarap talagang kamutin ang genital area. may wicked pleasure. kahit mga baby na lalaki ay ginagawa rin ito.
Posted by: BatJay Alias Elvis Ng Quiapo | October 13, 2004 09:59 AM
supot! supot! supot! hehehe...
Hi Tito Rolly. Paborito ko lang itong bukambibig pag may nagtanong sa akin kung bakit ako nagpunta sa doctor. Di naman ako supot... sungaw lang. BWAHAHAHA!
pero tutuo na nagpunta ako sa clinic. sinumpong na naman ang allergy ko. kaya patuloy pa rin hanggang ngayon ang pangangati at pagkamot ko sa iba't ibang parte ng katawan. and yes virginia, kasama ang bhetlog sa mga kinakamot ko.
Posted by: Mahinhing Talipandas | October 13, 2004 10:19 AM
san kaw allergic???
Posted by: delish | October 13, 2004 10:27 AM
hi mec.
allergic na ata ako sa pagsuot ng damit. napaka uncomfortable na pakiramdam ko pag may damit. hehehe. pero sa shrimp actually. funny nga dahil di naman ako kumain ng shrimp. iniisip ko, baka may naghalo ng hipon sa mga kinain ko last weekend.
Posted by: BatJay Asintado | October 13, 2004 10:38 AM
hi kreiz.
maraming salamat sa pag comment mo. good luck sa test - sana mas higit pa sa pasang awa.
Posted by: The Ba T-Ja Y | October 13, 2004 10:42 AM
Hahaha, ok tong blog mo ah. :) Ang saya.
Posted by: markku | October 13, 2004 11:15 AM
hi odeisa.... green as the incredible hulk?
Posted by: BatJay The Circumcised Chef | October 13, 2004 12:20 PM
halo mavic.
alam mo, hipon is also one of my favorites. which is why naiinis ako sa allergy na ito. nagpakita lang siya when we moved here in singapore. matagal ko nang gustong tumikim ng halabos at nilasing na hipon. siyempre gusto ko rin ng ebi tempura. wala. ngayon puro sa panaginip lang.
Posted by: The Ba T-Ja Y | October 13, 2004 12:21 PM
hi markku.
thank you sa pagbisita. masaya nga, marami nang nautot sa kakabasa rito - and you ain't seen nothing yet.
Posted by: Mahinhing Talipandas | October 13, 2004 12:23 PM