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george w bush's smirk, mga pangalan na nilalagyan ng "h" (katulad ng jhune,
dhanny, jhoey, jhim, jhay, jhet, mayron pa nga akong kilalang piph), tunog ng
baril ni agent X44 Tony Falcon, tunog ng suntok ng mga pelikulang pinoy, people
who say "at the end of the day" all the time, allergic reactions to seafood,
tunog ng stirofoam pag pinisil, tunog ng kinaskas na kuko sa blackboard, war,
alikabok, the term "weapons of mass destruction", sales people who always say
"absolutely", people who don't take a bath everyday, anghit, people who don't
change their shirts everyday, tropical heat, people with anghit who don't take a
bath and don't change their shirts everyday at kasabay mong maglakad in the
tropical heat, cnn's jim clancey's reporting, monday afternoons, NAIA, the term
"liberating the iraqi people", jeepney fumes, standing on a bus going home,
cruise missles, pelikulang bumbay, stale coffee, tomahawk missles, january 2,
ping lacson, tessie aquino ureta, pimples, powdered orange juice, elevator
music, kenny-g's music, elevator playing kenny-g's music, donald rumsfeld's
squint, funeral parlors, hospitals, hospital morgues, cold showers, nagtataeng
ballpen, nagtataeng ballpen na nakalagay sa bulsa ng puting polo shirt, lapis na
bale, disco music, rap music, loud bar music, loud rap music played in a bar,
non-functioning remote control, scientific calculators that are not casio,
automatic watches that stop in the middle of the night, smelly farts that are
not mine, come to think of it - any kind of fart that did not come from my
asshole, "bawal umihi dito" signs (ang mahole, bogbog), sunglasses na tabingi
pag sinuot mo, yellow-orange shirts, pink pants for men, pantalon na bitin,
lalaki na naka yellow-orange shirt na may ternong pink pants na bitin, lawlaw na
shorts, tsinelas na luma, loud preachers inside a bus (PRAISE THE GOD!), el
shaddai, amerikana ni brother mike, brother mike, good friday, american war
propaganda, train stations in india, being thirsty, LBM, smelly hair, ugly
american speeches, tinapay na may amag, mainit na coke, soft boiled egg na
sobrang soft, CNN reporters na pumipikit-pikit pag nagrereport, sign pen na
walang tinta, CD na tumatalon, abstract painting na binebenta sa bangketa sa
quiapo, palenkeng maputik, cell phones ringing inside theatres, sappy love song
ring tones, sappy love song ringtones ringing inside theatres, loud text message
ringtones, mcdo hamburgers na may chii sauce, taxes, ringing phones at 2 o clock
in the morning, traffic jams, fast changing traffic lights, war councils,
tapilok, somebody wearing turtle neck sweaters in manila, somebody wearing
leather jackets in manila, somebody wearing leather jackets over tutleneck
sweaters in manila, the term "decisive force", censorship, self righteous
people, self righteous censors, names i can't pronounce, people calling me
"david", riding in a car that's been left baking in an open parking lot in
manila at 12 o clock noon, pentel pen na malapit nang maubusan ng tinta, the
disco song entitled "zodiac", low batt cellphone right when you need it,
underpowered cars, stars on 45 music, stars on 45 music being played inside
buses, stars on 45 being played inside a bus when a preacher suddenly shouts
"PRAISE THE LORD" while you are a few seconds from finally taking a nap, funeral
wreathes, lumang pera, kahit anong pelikula ni steven segal (except yung kasama
niya si idol kong tommy lee jones), ang mukha ni prime minister john howard ng
australia, "operation iraqi freedom"...
...AND, the most kinaiinisang
bagay-bagay as of late: the term "shock and awe".
Comments
tama ang payo ni mr batjay, pahiramin mo na lang ng pampunas, buti nga hindi mo naranasan gentle reader yung katapat mo yung opismeyt mong pogi sa canteen, tapos paghinga mo biglang lumobo na parang plastik balun yung uhog mo sa ilong sabay putok saka tumama sa katapat mo. aysus! hihilingin mo na sana bumuka na ang lupa at lamunin ka ng oras na yon
Posted by: usagi | January 25, 2006 10:10 PM
oh, my!
kakaloka talaga itong website mo...
it's been a while since i last visited. and now that i have extra time in my hands, i shall keep coming back for more.
hayyyyyyyy... kaloka talaga!
Posted by: din2 | January 26, 2006 12:01 AM
Galing ng payo mo sir. Tama, there's nothing one can do but to apologize and offer help. Hope that he/she will understand that it was an accident. Ang mahirap e if the person takes offense at sampalin ka. That will be the problem. Ano ang gagawin mo? E talaga namang hindi mo sinasadya e, di ba?
Posted by: rolly | January 26, 2006 02:24 AM
naalala ko tuloy yung isa pang experience ko tungkol sa ganitong sitwasyon, tito rolly. nakasakay kami ng classmate ko sa bus at bigla siyang dumura. problema ay tumama ito sa salamin ng bus at hinangin pabalik sa loob. umilag kaming lahat pero may natamaan sa t-shirt na innocent bystander sa likod namin. pababa na kami ng bus, apologize pa rin ng apologize yung classmate ko. buti na lang, hindi siya sinapak.
Posted by: Ang Kilabot ng mga Matronang Kolehiyala | January 26, 2006 08:57 AM
DINDIN!!!!
i visited your website and saw the major overhaul that you did.WOW, ganda ganda. are you using a new blog software or is it the same old manual blog?
did you listen to the podcast? mas nakakaloka kasi halatang halata na may sipon yung narrator. hehehe.
Posted by: BatJay, Ang Lalaking Pinaglihi sa Langka | January 26, 2006 09:12 AM
hahahahahahaha!
Yun lang... hehe. Nice mylab! :)
Posted by: Jet | January 26, 2006 10:27 AM
tenkyu mylab. masaya ako pag napatawa kita. yan lang naman ang kaligayahan ko sa buhay - ang makita kang maligaya.
Posted by: Capt. Kupal | January 26, 2006 10:46 AM